Her Chariot

As we round out a month's worth of laughing, crying, and sheer blubbery, the real milestone can only mean one thing: she can ride in her chariot.

You will note the unique features of Sienna that make her amenable to such a raucous ride.  One: she has two evenly spaced shoulders around which the holster can embrace her. Two: her head is supported by a matrix of rapidly expanding muscle (from tummy time) and fat (from mamma). This is ideal for the 4-wheeling that the chariot is designed for. Three: she is equipped with an ultra-padded diaper that allows secure and comfortable crotch harnessing . Four: with four limbs spaced into the openings of the chariot harness, she can maximize her Disco Disco moves.  Here we see her practicing for a bulgarian rave (it's night over there).
ps, those perfectly fitted jeans in the background belong to one ms. Dana, who is moving to sunnier places this week.  She will be missed.